I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

Paula Poundstone
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  1. I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe

  2. I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart.  - Crystal Woods

  3. I can arrogantly brag that the doors I choose in life open wide and grant me unobstructed passage. But the widest doors tend to lead to the worst places. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

  4. Best of stories are created at Airports, Dinner Tables and Showers! - Jasleen Kaur Gumber

  5. Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

More Quotes By Paula Poundstone
  1. You and I were created by God to be so much more than normal… Following the crowd is not a winning approach to life. In the end it’s a loser’s game, because we never become who God created us to be by trying to be...

  2. And while I may get hurt, disappointed, or frustrated […], my foundation doesn’t have to change.

  3. It’s important to take God’s love personally, though it may not be an easy thing to do. Sure, God loves the world, but he also loves each one of us individually.

  4. You never know how the tough times you are going through today will inspire someone else tomorrow.

  5. But the more you make the choice to live above your feelings, to trust God instead of what you may feel like doing, the stronger your faith becomes. It’s not about being perfect. We will always been on a journey of growing closer to God.

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